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| Mentalist12 IP address: Logged Posts: 2461
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Are playing live at the Westcoast Bar on Friday 17th Oct. £4 in advance, £6 on the door call the Westcoast Bar for advance tickets on 0871 230 0091!!
Edited: Mentalist12 - Thu 25 Sep 2008 (4:49PM) |
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| ffruk IP address: Logged Posts: 895
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These are a great band to watch. Well good value for money. Edited: ffruk - Thu 25 Sep 2008 (5:23PM) |
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| Mentalist12 IP address: Logged Posts: 2461
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Bump, here comes the galloping major... |
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| Mentalist12 IP address: Logged Posts: 2461
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Tickets are selling fast people...... |
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| ffruk IP address: Logged Posts: 895
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Who's going then? |
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| Mentalist12 IP address: Logged Posts: 2461
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I'm definately going!!! |
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| Kamikaze IP address: Logged Posts: 1532
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I heard Dave Grohl is going to get his beard back...Sy are the beards a requirement or a status of puberty....in which case can I be a female backing singer? |
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| Kamikaze IP address: Logged Posts: 1532
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You biker looking holy men.... & me at publicity press shoot...
Edited: Kamikaze - Thu 16 Oct 2008 (12:12PM) |
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| Mentalist12 IP address: Logged Posts: 2461
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Dan, you are welcome to be our backing singer, unfortunately, no beard means that you have to use your man tackle beard instead. Good luck contorting yourself for that one... |
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| Kamikaze IP address: Logged Posts: 1532
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Sy, I awoke this morning with a deep fear of Dutch clogs and Swiss Army knife electric shavers (they trim, style and adjust underwear sagging), but more alarmingly was the image that greeted me in the mirror above my bed.My body had contorted into the shape of a swastika. My dreams had been haunted that night with sepia images of Russell Grant at an all you can eat Italian buffet, I wept like a child that had gone to the department store to see Father Christmas, only to discover that Old Saint Nick is being led away in handcuffs for kicking an Elf to death. The police tape is unrolled but you catch a brief glimpse of curly-toes shoes protruding out from under a white sheet. I tried to include a few countries in that diatribe, you may of noticed the following: Dutch/Switzerland/German/Italian and the optimum of England in Russell Grant. You may also deduce that perhaps my reference to Saint Nick was a subtle nudge towards the US of A. (??)
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| Kamikaze IP address: Logged Posts: 1532
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Did you get it?
The real trick was the use of the word "contort" which was quite bashfully suggested by you. Which then led to the countries standing proudly and hinting, it is also from your post suggesting contortion that inevitably caused the Elf to be kicked to death my Father Christ-mass. You have in one sentence boasted tourism within Europe but at the same time ruined Christmas for millions of children. A butterfly flaps it's wings in Shefield.....you know the saying.
---- Edited to add a capital letter.
Edited: Kamikaze - Fri 17 Oct 2008 (10:03AM) |
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| Mentalist12 IP address: Logged Posts: 2461
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You have too many hours to kill my friend. Entertaining none the less. |
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be there in an hour ![]() |
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