Keri2323

Wed 9 Apr 2008 (9:27PM)
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I was bored, Im desperate for a fag, I thought Id do something to amuse myself. The song is here to listen to.... http://vupload.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1009836159450&oid=9236793098

She's on her period

Driving home from work, I get a call, its her, she says you’re getting none tonight,
Ive had a little visit from from the menstrual midget and Im gonna spend the evening crying,
And baby don’t be late or I’ll take this crate of beer and pour them all outside,
You know its just a week, so try not to speak, if you really value life.

Shes on her period……… and its fucking great,
Everything I say, will be about her weight and how much more I love my mates,

Shes on her period……… and its fucking fine,
Everything I do, will be misconstrued and rude and crude and a waste of time,

As I pull in the drive, I get a big surprise, my baby greets me with a smile,
She says welcome home, I hope you’ve nothing, on cos this could take a little while,
Can you put place your hand upon my belly just for 16 fucking hours,
Then when Im asleep, I’ll even let you eat, but tomorrow don’t forget the flowers,

Shes on her period……… and its fucking great,
Everything I say, will be about her weight and how much more I love my mates,

Shes on her period……… and its fucking fine,
Everything I do, will be misconstrued and rude and crude and a waste of time,

Driving home from work, I get a call, its her, so I put it down.

herbivore

Wed 9 Apr 2008 (10:06PM)
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Last night turned into a disaster

When I found her 'botty plaster'.

Alien

Thu 10 Apr 2008 (12:03AM)
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   My evening it was no better

        in fact ... a bit of a flop

       cos when i ventured down there....

      i found her gammon goalpost mop!

Keri2323

Thu 10 Apr 2008 (12:40AM)
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herbivore

Fri 11 Apr 2008 (4:47PM)
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SideshowGez

Sat 12 Apr 2008 (8:57AM)
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Posts: Too Many!!!
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